Jas. Eighteen. Melbourne.

baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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What’s the chick flick you secretly love?
Oh, The Notebook—easy one. My entire baseball team in high school loved that movie.

(Source: tylersmccall, via rickcasshole)

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http://cosmiccastaway.tumblr.com/post/93309097774/pagerunner-j-raptorific-fun-game-for-ladies →

pagerunner-j:

raptorific:

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek…

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streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

(Source: aawgaskarth, via sebstanstears)

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progressiveauspol:

Reports estimate that by 2050 all of Australia’s indigenous languages would of died out. Before the invasion of Australia in 1788 there were an estimated 350-750 Aboriginal languages and dialects in use in Australia. As of the 21st century 150 remain in daily use with almost all but 20 of them considered to be endangered. The largest of these groups such as Warlpiri and Tiwi retain between 1000-3000 native speakers.

progressiveauspol:

Reports estimate that by 2050 all of Australia’s indigenous languages would of died out. Before the invasion of Australia in 1788 there were an estimated 350-750 Aboriginal languages and dialects in use in Australia. As of the 21st century 150 remain in daily use with almost all but 20 of them considered to be endangered. The largest of these groups such as Warlpiri and Tiwi retain between 1000-3000 native speakers.

(via nice-pubes)

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"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

(Source: jamesmcvoys, via afirecantbetamed)

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divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

(via wiccecunt)

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5 days ago

johannammason:

make me choose:
↳ sameoldsorceress asked: natalie dormer or natalie dormer

(via ravendorkholme)

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candyred:

we’re making memes out of old memes the very concept of a meme is wrapping around itself into this eternal meme paradox i cant even tell whats ironic anymore and i am very afraid

(Source: matatagihayato, via wiccecunt)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via wiccecunt)

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

(via wiccecunt)

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