Jas. Eighteen. Melbourne.

giulialovesit:

karenhurley:

Smart ideas for Smarter cities

IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition

(via stones-and-dust)

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3 weeks ago

cumberchameleon:

Wholock - The Doctor suffers a case of hat envy.

"I let you try on my deerstalker before and never had it returned, Doctor."

"Ah."

(via stones-and-dust)

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3 weeks ago

mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

mamalalonde:

i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since

now we call him “got a cat” jamal

image

(Source: buttlass, via idjits-in-the-tardis)

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Posted
1 month ago

onecuriousb:

In honor of finding out this moment was not scripted, I made this cause why not?

THIS WASNT SCRIPTED!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: justagirlnamedkayla, via ursuchasourwolf)

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1 month ago
taint3ed:

peacedotexe:

street—nostalgia:

cassbones:

lostlungss:

i’m laughing more than I should, hahaha shit

That seatbelt is fucking useless

rip


LMAOOOO I’M SCREAMING

taint3ed:

peacedotexe:

street—nostalgia:

cassbones:

lostlungss:

i’m laughing more than I should, hahaha shit

That seatbelt is fucking useless

rip

LMAOOOO I’M SCREAMING

(Source: reddit.com, via latenitesunshine)

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Posted
1 month ago

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via latenitesunshine)

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1 month ago

enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

(Source: viralforest.com, via incondite)

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Posted
1 month ago

zeljkalangdon:

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

(Source: nasturbate, via toomanyfandomsneverenoughtime)

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Posted
1 month ago

Lux ATL (via mordegi)

(Source: stripperina, via archeristic)

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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1 month ago